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" The father replies "From the smell of his fingers, our son in-law!Let these funny Dating Quotes from my large collection of funny quotes about life add a little humor to your day.I've been dating younger men since my 20s, When I was 29, I dated someone 21...younger men are just more fun. I've always been kind of young for my age.- Dana Delany I was dating a guy that was a huge wrestling fan and I'm embarrassed to say it now but I used to make fun of him for watching it.- Torrie Wilson After a number of years dating, we decided we were good partners.- Melinda Gates You're talking to someone who has been married to variouspeople for the last 40 years of her life. I've never really been a dater.- Stockard Channing Dodi got a lot of criticism when he began dating Princess Diana.No one seemed to think he was good enough for her.- Lorna Luft Rumors about me? That's who I'm dating.- Ben Affleck I stopped dating for six months a year ago.I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect.I just think you have to go to person by person anddo the best you can with people in general.- Jason Schwartzman I also find it interesting that a lot of people intheir 30s are not married and don't have kids.- Loretta Young My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad,she started dating one my teachers! But it's definitely different when you're dating.- Brooke Burns I want my audience to know me for my work,not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or what club I went to.- Shia La Beouf It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married,there is something that is not very dignified abouttalking about who you are dating.- Luke Wilson I think more dating stuff is scheduling.It's needing people who understand your work schedule.- Jennifer Love Hewitt I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating,because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends.- David Gallagher I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year.
Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl,it doesn't mean we are dating.- Leonardo Di Caprio I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how manyfoolish experiences I had had dating.Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.- Daphne Zuniga I'm dating a woman now who, evidently,is unaware of it.- Garry Shandling I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. - Kristin Davis I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'mdating had more time for a console than me.- Josie Maran I'm not very experienced with boys or the whole dating thingy.- Vanessa Hudgens So if I was dating somebody now and the relationship didn't work out, I'd take that as failing.- Gavin De Graw Workshops and seminars are basically financial speeddating for clueless people.- Doug Coupland No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Forsix months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.- Maurice Gibb I can't imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home.I thought they could teach me about life.- Daphne Zuniga I've been dating since I was fifteen. What's a home and family for if it's not the center of one's life?After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!